Em um julgamento de divórcio, o casal briga pela guarda do único filho. A mãe, muito emocionada, tenta se defender:
- Meritíssimo Juiz... Esta criança foi gerada dentro de mim.... Carreguei ela durante nove meses... Ela saiu do meu ventre... Eu mereço ficar com ela!
O juiz, emocionado e quase convencido, passa a palavra para o marido - engenheiro, que resolve usar o seu lado lógico:
- Senhor Juiz, tenho apenas uma pergunta: Quando eu coloco uma moeda em uma máquina de refrigerantes, a latinha que sai é minha ou da máquina?
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